more copy pastas

diff --git a/apologies.txt b/apologies.txt
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+I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.

diff --git a/astleyparadox.txt b/astleyparadox.txt
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+If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie "UP", he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox.

diff --git a/badjoke.txt b/badjoke.txt
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+Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

diff --git a/grammaticalerror.txt b/grammaticalerror.txt
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+Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B... Bu... That can't be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain were here to correct it! Thank you! Have my gratitude, Actually, What's your cash app? I'd like to give you 20$... Know what? While we're at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up. Also, my Paypal username and password are Iamdumb334 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.

diff --git a/main.py b/main.py
index 00242eae50af2ae526649afd0a7890f72412d8dc..8740948d068375c0d411c150129ddc30f7b9190c 100644 (file)
--- a/main.py
+++ b/main.py
@@ -4,15 +4,17 @@ from pygame import mixer
 from pynput import keyboard
 
 
-with open("YoshikageKira.txt", "r") as f:
+with open("badjoke.txt", "r") as f:
     script = f.read()
+    script = script.replace("’", "'")
+
 
 mixer.init()
 
 mixer.music.load("reddit-admin-typing-14393.mp3")
 mixer.music.set_volume(0.5)
 
-delay = 0.01
+delay = 0.025
 
 def typer():
     mixer.music.play(-1)

diff --git a/notcopypasta.txt b/notcopypasta.txt
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+Copypasta jokes are not funny. It’s annoying and incredibly irritating to me when I say something in chat because I would enjoy actual responses and I instead get my own words thrown back at me. Please don’t just copy my messages and be original! Thank you!

diff --git a/notgamer.txt b/notgamer.txt
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+I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a keyboard and mouse then we'll be friends.

diff --git a/rickroll.txt b/rickroll.txt
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+We're no strangers to love
+You know the rules and so do I
+A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
+You wouldn't get this from any other guy
+
+I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
+Gotta make you understand
+
+Never gonna give you up
+Never gonna let you down
+Never gonna run around and desert you
+Never gonna make you cry
+Never gonna say goodbye
+Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
+
+We've known each other for so long
+Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
+Inside we both know what's been going on
+We know the game and we're gonna play it
+
+And if you ask me how I'm feeling
+Don't tell me you're too blind to see
+
+Never gonna give you up
+Never gonna let you down
+Never gonna run around and desert you
+Never gonna make you cry
+Never gonna say goodbye
+Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you